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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn't get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We've baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don't like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don't know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he'd be getting in places he shouldn't if we had those flat kind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They're really smart cats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The flat/lever kind, can get them open first try from either side of a door it's impressive. He's way too smart for his own good and I suspect he could work a round style one if it had enough texture on it. The menace certainly gets into everything else in the house

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Our Kimchi is working so hard on this and I don't usually think of her as clever. She knows the knob opens the door so she bats at it, hangs on it.

Neither cat has been messing with the toilet paper lately though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because I don't like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes! "Just teach" the cat. Easy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Famously easy, like herding cats

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

If you spend time with them yeah it can be easy. I have two cats. They both listen to me.

You can't expect them to just automatically know what not to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But people get cats so they don't have to interact with them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I do not condone animal abuse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Interact with your cats, people. They're pack animals. Just like dogs. They just hunt stealthily instead of barking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The cat listens to me. It understands nothing, though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, then teach it to understand. Do you think dogs just automatically understand everything too?

Why are all of the people in here getting animals if they don't want to spend time with them? They're not magic beasts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yes but also S T E A M

If you live in a humid, much poo carries on.