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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry. We all do.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I’d be hard pressed to pick anybody to go before him.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Do people who pretend to be wealthy count? I can think of one other guy, the best guy, everybody is saying it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Wow that guy sounds amazing! We'll make an exception for this very special guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Anyone have a coupon for a 2for1 deal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

To be fair, it would be the only time I’d give that guy my vote.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Add that Shkrelli guy and let all three of them go together. I’d love to see the Donald complaining about the rap music and then asking if they can stop at a drive through. I want to see them pull up at a McDonalds in that bitch. I’d pay money to see this movie. Someone make it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The prince of Saudi Arabia, King Charles, Vladimir Putin I could keep going but there are plenty of billionares who deserve to be fish paste.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I would say Trump...if he were an actual billionaire