Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!
Well this was unexpected. I've got three serious questions to ask you:
First: Favorite Broadway musical of all time?
Second: If you ever get back on Twitter, can you insult Rosanne Barr in the same vein as Bette Midler by calling her a "huge cow in a Disney flop"? I'm of course referring to her voice role in the disastrous 2004 film Home on the Range. Because it's technically true, there's no way she could sue you for libel.
Third: Who is the most handsome of all the handsome generals?
By the way, not a fan of these questions! Try harder next time!