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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (8 children)

The president’s inadequate performance in the debate made it clear he is not the man he was four years ago.

What the fuck is he then?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago

A being in a permanent state of transition.

whywhywhywhywhy "You can't step in the same river twice, Jack!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

oh shit forgot to make slides for this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In a post-debate interview at the White House, Mr. Biden said "And behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and di— did, uh, ya know, the thing."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

“Aw man, I shouldna’t have said that.”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's clear dementia is taking Biden, that's what they mean. Despite being a piece of shit, Biden right now reminds me of my grandpa a month before the cancer took him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah. He was never exactly sharp, but the guy has a reaction time approaching that of a sloth on tranquilizer now

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biden died when he fell down the stairs a few years ago. The current "Biden", or "Brandon" as it likes to be called is the culmination of 70 years of deep state projects working towards creating the perfect liberal. The speech issues are a sign this clone is deteriorating. A new one will soon be hatched.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Unable to replicate the robust vitality imparted by Juche necromancy, even to a clone pathetic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

A senile old man at a golf course.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

The ship of Theseus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

His stutter has gotten worse

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

A meat popsicle