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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (27 children)

Americans: Eggs
Europeans: WTF?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That's because in America we're so concerned about contaminants on shells that we clean all the protection off the outside, making the shells porous enough for bacteria to get through. Store-bought eggs in the US so have to be refrigerated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

America also doesn’t vaccinate their chickens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can't have autistic chickens! /s

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