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Not parents but I have a half gallon of milk that expired in 2015. It came with me when I moved from an apartment to my house in 2018.
Never been opened.. yet.
I'll give you a titty picture if you chug it.
I don't think you can chug a solid.
Not with that attitude you can't.
Clearly you’ve never seen a duck eat.
You can't spend that at the hospital.
Send it to Ashens or SteveMRE. Nice hiss.
Niiiicccceee
🥃🥄Tink-tink-tink...tink-*tinktinktink~tinktink~^tinktink^tink
By now it should've become an intensely sour yogurt, so here you go:
Indian Buttermilk drink
2 tbsp chopped red onion
2 tbsp chopped green chili
2 sprigs curry leave - lightly bruised
2 tsp salt (Adjust accordingly)
1-2 cups plain yogurt (we like to use 2 cups for a thicker and stronger yogurt taste)
4 cups water (Adjust accordingly)
cubes Ice
INGREDIENT VARIATION (S)
Instead of curry leaves, you can add some chopped coriander