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Criminally investigate the following "people" and "things"
Gym Jordan for his negligence/participation in the Ohio State sexual abuse case
Cuckhold Ted for that god-awful "beard" and receiving bribes through his podcast
All Republicans for the dark money they receive. We need to know where it comes from
Trump for soliciting bribes outside during his recent campaign
All those billion dollar donors for bribing the justices
Those are just the ones off the top of my head
But these aren't "illegal".
Doesn't matter. If Biden "suspects" something is amiss, he can order his DOJ to look into it and file charges as part of his office duties.
Is that the Jim Jordan who always walked by the showers while nude students were being abused, humiliated, and scarred by his coworker? Is he the guy who whistled into the showers non-chalantly or were the whistles chalant like catcalls or am I thinking of someone else?