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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".