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I'm locking it up. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Me too buddy, meee too

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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