badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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The th thing that uh, cornpop taught me was that no matter if you're poor or white or the other... you know color of the rainbow. Is uh. Y'know you gotta really stand up once in awhile. It's important. To be sure that that person who tried to take your girl to the shake shack knows you mean it. That you won't be taken lightly. So, uh, you gotta do it, you gotta get up on your hairy legs and do the thing that you gotta go and do to show that you can do it. You gotta do it Jack. If you can't then at the end of the day you gotta uh, you gotta, remember that uh, you tried your best and that next time when you go get up to go get the thing done you do it harder. If you don't then uh, um, then you're a fat lying no good dog faced pony soldier. And uh, uh, no wants that. So make a stand and uhhhhhhh.
And uhhhh we will beat medicare