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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Perhaps he's not actually senile, he's ascended, and views all of time simultaneously.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Why does my perception of time distress you, man? Everything is preordained jack, even my responses." -Dr. Scranton

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

idk why, but "Dr Scranton" really tickles me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

and one of those reflective doohickeys on his forehead

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

"Time is... The thing it is... A thing... Like if I draw a clock... I can draw a clock. Never mind what they say on Tiktok... Time is a flat circle..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God have mercy on us all if this is the end result of ascension.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Biden is actually the reincarnation of every person that will have ever lived. You, me, the black president, the first black woman to serve with a black president, and so on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why he's always talking about the Other Biden

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The Other Biden are the friends we made along the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Where Were You When ~~Dragon~~ Biden Broke?