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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)
be me
be loser who drives a delivery van all day
work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
puppy is sad when I go to work
have idea
I will take puppy to work with me
Next day put puppy in van
Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
Have never had this much enjoyment of work
Thank you puppy
Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
Get fired by dog hating boss
Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
Thanks puppy
Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once