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Anon's new puppy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Get fired by dog hating boss

Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along

Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees

Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy

Thanks puppy

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once

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