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'Baby of the House' has 'experience older MPs won't have' (b.l3n.co)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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But what is it?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My first guess was he wasn't raised on this planet but then there's John Redwood.

So I'm going for the fact that he is from the first generation whose parents were on mephedrone when they were conceived.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy Hell. These people need to fire whomever is running their PR/marketing campaigns, because their photography skills really suck.

There are a few (not many) decent photos that don’t make John Redwood look like some horrendous monster. So I would imagine that those other photos are bad angles or lighting.

Please be bad angles and lighting. 🥺

Please? 🙏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They don't call him The Vulcan for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m down to two reasons:

He must Pon Farr every 7 years, or
He’s made entirely from rubber, and must continually go through the vulcanization process to maintain his shape?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

John Redwood

Why is Alan Alda in the wrong aspect ratio?