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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A hot dog please and thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chai latte and a toastie with all the chiz plz chef

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿง€

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would like to try a selection of all your fried foods please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅž๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A suitably portable brunch meal that won't take too long to make

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An oil change and rotation please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐ŸŽก

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry catfish, noticed you're out of blinker fluid. Gonna need to get that replaced before you can leave I'm afraid. Can't let you leave without it - it's unsafe and I don't want to be sued when turn into someones lane. That'll be $1,475, thanks. Cash or card?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh no! Hereโ€™s an NFT worth twice that.

hamster with a lemon helmet

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A coconut drink and a cookie, please!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A surprise for elevenses, please chef

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿชบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Delicious, and now I can see time!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit yeah!

2 x 2 scoop protein shakes and maybe a piece of chocolate for being good?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿฅฃโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

new york tropical fruit salad in a cup please

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅญ๐ŸŒ

โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does the closure of the cafe mean you can no longer make my favourite - a mars bar wrapped in bacon, dipped in blue, white, and red food colouring, breadcrumbed, deep fried, wrapped in an american flag, covered in 17 layers of chocolate, breadcrumbed again, deep fried, dipped in more blue, white, and red food colouring, and served with little american flags on a stick?

I'm sorry bac bac, but if you've discontinued my fave, I will need to riot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldโ€™ve but it is after eight and your promise of riot is too attractive to pass

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh. Well I don't really know how to riot, I think I need more people for a proper one. Otherwise I'll just look like a crackhead