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Who would be the funniest (mostly) plausible Trump VP pick? (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

runner up: Brett Farve

all time top choice: Jim Caviezel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I very much want Jim Caviezel doing speeches from a teleprompter. The hollywood rumor about him is that he's nearly illiterate and messes up his lines constantly. There's an old story of him from when he was shooting Person of Interest. He had one line, "No" that he kept forgetting even if there was a cue card with just that one word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Jim Caviezel

After Trump introduces him he says...

"Ego sum Jim Caviezel - Trump scriptor VP colligunt et Iesus Christus Dominus meus et Salva—."

Trump is very angry. "Jim! People like your faith stuff. But nobody understands Latin. Do it in English like I told you to."

"I am Jim Caviezel - Trump's VP pick and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior..."