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married, with a six year old daughter
wife hates violent video-games and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room
my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously
she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them.
get a phone call from school, saying she was in a fight.
have to leave work and address this mess
principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack."
I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough.
had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself.
"Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?"
"No sir, but I will talk to her about it."
We made it five steps into the parking lot before l lost my shit, imagining my daughter standing over some little shit with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack."
got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home
Kids are a treat sometimes.
Truthful and heterosexual