196

16087 readers

1824 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

302

Follow me for more rulecipes (i.ibb.co)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

24 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me ~~some advice~~ a glass of pink lemonade..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Before beating me with jumper cables

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

and started yelling about that time in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Live jumper cables. Now I'm going to show you how to make a lemonade sour enough on your tongue to emulate the taste that has been scarred into mine by the voltage all these years.