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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Grow your own blueberry bushes and then you can have more blueberries for 3 weeks during the height of summer than you could possibly use for the next 2 years but it's too fucking hot to pick them and the birds eat them all so quickly that you end up having to buy those sweet blue balls from the grocery store for the other 49 weeks of the year regardless.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I grew my own blueberry bush. It took three years to set fruit, that year my pug discovered he could eat all the blueberries off the bush before they were ripe, which delighted him, and then it tumped over and died. A ground cherry is a much hardier fruit but still not pug resistant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you! He's very hilarious even though he's very old and vision impaired now, but he still is very feisty.

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