I've never had a microwave or a bag of popcorn for which 2min was the wrong answer

Your dog is adorable :)

You got it backwards, he lifts to improve jerking vigour.

I too grew up in a southern military family. Interests other than football or otherwise hurting other people? That's a paddlin

This is where most of my passwords come from

This guy is singlehandedly the reason anybody understood dark souls. Or any from game tbh

“Why should the attorney general of the United States be held to a different standard. No one is above the law.”

Fucking rich, you two faced piece of shit. Wonder how she feels about that statement with regards to trump

Idk. Based on the number of fight scenes in that series that start with glistening men ripping off their clothes before fighting, I'd argue that kiryu at least has a kink for public indecency

Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like... if I'm being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes

Honestly I want to see him just start seal team 6ing the fuckers until they walk back this obviously fucked ruling. I'm not usually one for the stupid games stupid prizes cliche, but God damn is this clown court playing stupid games

I get it though. Like, I'm into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I've absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though

I thought there was a rule about just adding every new plant species to brassica