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Well, yes, but a rare snack wont kill it. It's like triple fudge cake for humans - yeah its bad for us, but having it once in a while really wont do much harm.
Indeed, however according to Article 32, section 1-B3 of International Bird Law, all prisoners should have a perch of acceptable size in relation to their body mass. Not only is the food nutritionally sub-standard, but there is as well no visible perch in their cell. This picture provides evidence (albeit circumstantial) of atrocious living conditions of bird prisoners in bird jail.
Okay well... Filibuster
Bird Law is second only to Tree Law in severity
I don't remember the birds signing the geneva convention, so it doesn't apply to them. And bird law doesn't apply to humans.
How often is "once in a while"?
(Asking for a friend.)