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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I mean, if you really want to know nipple amount you could see how many kids wookies normally have at a time.

He's gonna have pecs because he's bipedal tho. Those are arm muscles basically.

If wookies have a litter, then the females would have rows of teats, but they'd only have pecs with the top two. And they'd be basically invisible on a male.

So, we know Chewy has pecs, it's the existence of teats that is unknown

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Male breast tissue can be stimulated to produce breast milk. In my fanfiction, Six Voluptuous Chewbacca Tiddies, I will describe in erotic detail---

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Are you confirming wookies are, in fact, mammals?

This is huge! Basically confirmation of intergalactic common ancestry 🤯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Dude Wookies don't even live in this galaxy, those humans aren't from here either! It goes waaaay deeper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Twileks and Togrutas both have boobs but i don't think they are mammals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Convergent evolution

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Basically all animals have pecs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The muscle exists, but doesn't develop in quadrupeds because it doesn't get used.

An incredibly strong biped like a wookie should have massive pecs. Gorillas don't but that's because they're mostly quadapeds. Which I assume is what Lucas copied, but he changed the location without thinking how it would change anatomy.