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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!” (dailynewsreported.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

police fear copycat crimes may start popping up and they asking the community to band together in solidarity against these “terroristic attacks”. Clinton Brewer is currently being held on $10,000 bail at Ventura County lockup

This has to be a joke, right?

If its true, someone set him up a gofundme so the 73yo can have a short and successful career as a comedian.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Bruh was assaulting people in order to pressure them into paying for murder and slavery. Bruh is an asshole.