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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!” (dailynewsreported.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the sort of fantasy right wingers imagine themselves pulling off in the name... I dunno freedom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Exactly...

"Owning the [insert taste of the month]".

It's the same exact shit as "how can you tell someone's vegan? - THEY'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT!!!, yet in my entire 30+ years of life I've never heard anyone ever say they're vegan or vegetarian or anything unless asked about, but I have a feeling I won't stop hearing someone announce that they eat meat AND MEAT ONLY or some shit like that until I die.

Shit got tired before it even started, because it's just the same old shit in a different wrapper.