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I think πŸ€” if we have bidets, we need to complete it with ass air 🌬️ dryers. Like the ones with sensors that are in public restrooms and are for your hands βœ‹πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ.

We need a contingency plan for toilet 🚽 paper 🧻. I'm sick 🀒 and tired 😴 of running πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ out of toilet paper in the bathroom.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The adults only men's locker room at the pool near me has hand dryers at a child's height, so all us old dudes use it to dry our balls. So I understand the spirit of your proposal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Dudes will never beat the rockin' allegations and I hope they never do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This gives me an excellent idea: hand held bidets AND a hand held dryer for your ass!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the capitalists will stop at nothing to replace human workers with machines