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I can whistle at the speed of sound (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.

[–] dch82 5 points 3 months ago

This guy microwaves

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many hot pockets do you need?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least 3.50

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have lightning fast wifi at home

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that's something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there's no waiting for elections.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But electrocutions are something dif... Never mind.