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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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That or making himself giant to achieve the same ends.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

This was literally in an episode of The Boys

I've been binge-watching my way through the show to get caught up, and that scene came up while I was eating.

Edit: Do NOT watch The Boys while eating. Three seasons in, and I should have fucking learned that lesson by now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

spoilerS03E01 - Payback. Termite, while coked out of his gourd, shrinks down and crawls into a dude's urethra and starts making his way toward his prostate. While he is in there, he sneezes, returning him to his regular size, with, erm, predictable results for this show.

So not quite exactly "living in his ass" and "controlling him with levers and wires," but not for lack of trying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

ah okay no wonder, I've only finished the first two seasons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that scene

lmao that's a rough start to breakfast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I haven't watched any popular television in a decade, so I should be good.