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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

..........ya know, I'm 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I've never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like......and my brain isn't capable of doing so. Maybe that's a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I like where this is going...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah it's way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's giraffe pussy, why do you think that's hot?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You're gunna need a ladder!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It got bad enough they had to put up signs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Binoculars, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell and I don’t want to watch it again, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

black lips to match the tongue

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogan, is that you?