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Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.
I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain
The fact thay someone else is suffering from this means i got my peace of mind. Ty for your service!
Let’s just go with ‘crack’ and call it a day lmao