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Have you spent 93 days at the bottom of the Atlantic? It is life changing
We should all do this once every ten years. Live forever.
Almost like some sort of fountain of youth
Yes, chronic sleep deprivation from your Chief yelling at you is often life changing, but at least you get to hug a torpedo
It's the hydration that makes all the difference. I think.