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Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I've been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you're in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.