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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.