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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are people buying houses off a website?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Imagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

*housepad, shaped like a little home

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Usually I understand why people would say this. I'm very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I'm baffled by this one.

Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don't know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You use to be able to buy one thought a sears catalog.