Feel like shit, just want him and his excessive emojis back.
EDIT: Jesus Christ guys
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after reading this thread and his final post i have developed a shitty headcanon right,
what if UlyssesT was some married guy "working" a higher 6 figure bullshit office job in silicon valley, one of those special bullshit jobs where he could do whatever the fuck he wanted on the internet all day?
so every day, he vented his profound frustrations at his coworkers and life situation (techbros, gamers, etc.) on this site for 7 hours after touching spreadsheets for ~1 hour, slowly loosing touch with any reality beyond silicon valley and the torment nexus that is the american media environment, becoming more of a paranoid hyperaggressive egomaniac as time went on
then, expecting a child with his wife, he decided "fuck this stupid shit, im trapped in a digital samsara doomed to repeat an endless cycle of debatebroism, im moving out to california in the middle of nowhere"
and he did just that using his savings from the bullshit job, leaving his techbro bullshit job to take up a farmers life allowed him to stop posting
*for the sake of his partner i hope he isnt as shitty in real life as he is online
I think he taught high school, though.
yeah thats probably true its just fun to think up conspiracy theories about these characters
glad he left his job before the kids got completely brainpoisoned by manosphere content on tiktok, otherwise he wouldve made the news
His spouse could have made the rest of your headcanon possible.
I wonder how he's coping with the reactionary and copagandistic state of early childhood entertainment. If we suddenly see an influx of mech-warrior pop-up books we'll know he's fixing the problem himself.
captain underpants flip o ramas except its one of his mechs dropping a thermonuclear bomb on an anime convention (are his novels unironically worth reading?)