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you're a ~~peasant~~ and the year is uh, fuckin 80 or something. jesus is dead but hasn't been for all too long. you also don't know what a jesus is.

scratch that, you're a goblin now.

what do you do?

current status:

level 1 goblin

hp: 4/4 (8 base, -2 from worms, -2 from tired)

stealth: 3

shenanigans: 1

status: is a goblin, below average amount of worms in intestines, tired (Just ran back and forth from dennis and the castle over and over)

atk: 4.25 (3.25 base, 2 from goblin sized dagger, -1 from tired)

inventory

Sturdy Looking Stick (.25 atk)

Goblin Sized Dagger (2 Atk, Equipped)

1 Ye Flask (Flask adorned with Kanye West) which contains brimstone, salt, and coal all crushed together. It's not a bomb.

10 ounces of saltpeter

notes

location: outside of castle

drew a weiner with poop on a castle wall. same spot you pissed on actually.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the worker simply walks away. Do you follow them, or wish to do something else?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want my poop back if they're not going to appreciate it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

they never actually took it sorry if i was misleading at all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

you try again to convince the peasant to eat the dung ball.

they still don't think it's a very good idea. perhaps you could convince them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

apologies, you already used it to draw a weiner on the side of the castle. you can try to find a new one.