badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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you find salt, coal, and you don't know where to get any sulfur.
+2 tbsp Salt +1 Lump of Coal
that's fine then i search around for some brimstone one of the locals should have some. also i said saltpetre not table salt, it's fine though. i go back to the spot where i peed (which is conveniently marked by the weiner drawing) and dig. there should be some urine deposits there that have turned into saltpetre.
You walk up to the lady at the dennis and ask her if they have any brimstone.
Given that you just rolled a 20, she said that she just has some that you can have (it's stinky and she doesn't want it).
+3 Chunks of Brimstone
You exit the dennis and head back to the castle.
you approach the weiner drawing, but there's two guards patrolling the area.
ask the guards if you can use the pissing area. if they accept dig whatever place they point to and extract some saltpetre.
I SWEAR TO GOD. I AM NOT INFLATING THE AMOUNT OF 20S. THIS IS THE THIRD 20 I ROLLED.
Guard: "Why, of course, Gobby the Goblin! You can use the pissing area that's helpfully marked."
You dig up 10 ounces of perfectly intact saltpeter.