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you're a ~~peasant~~ and the year is uh, fuckin 80 or something. jesus is dead but hasn't been for all too long. you also don't know what a jesus is.

scratch that, you're a goblin now.

what do you do?

current status:

level 1 goblin

hp: 4/4 (8 base, -2 from worms, -2 from tired)

stealth: 3

shenanigans: 1

status: is a goblin, below average amount of worms in intestines, tired (Just ran back and forth from dennis and the castle over and over)

atk: 4.25 (3.25 base, 2 from goblin sized dagger, -1 from tired)

inventory

Sturdy Looking Stick (.25 atk)

Goblin Sized Dagger (2 Atk, Equipped)

1 Ye Flask (Flask adorned with Kanye West) which contains brimstone, salt, and coal all crushed together. It's not a bomb.

10 ounces of saltpeter

notes

location: outside of castle

drew a weiner with poop on a castle wall. same spot you pissed on actually.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i tell lady that if she doesnt show me wizard i will give her lump of coal for ______mas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

given that you're already a goblin now, do you want to stick to asking for the wizard or naw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oops page mustnt have loaded right

go back to dennis and tell lady that if she doesn't tell me the true meaning of ______mas I will give her lump of coal for ______mas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

she doesn't know the true meaning of _____mas. You also don't have the coal anymore, someone else used it to try and make black powder and failed.