badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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you rolled an 8, so, the mixture does not come together to form black powder. why would it? it would've only worked on 20s and only because 20s have the ability to warp space and time.
anyways, you have a foul concoction in the ye flask.
of course it doesn't normal salt doesn't have nitrate in it now i gotta save it somehow.
ok so now put some clean well water in the flask. mix well and empty out the liquid. the solid stuff left inside the flask should be the leftovers of the brimstone and coal. empty out the soggy leftovers and spread it and put it in front of the sun to dry. clean the flask as well.
it's been about a day and it's done drying.
haha. well now grind the saltpetre and fill 3/4 of the flask with it. grind the dried contents as well until it's a fine powder then fill the rest of flask with it. mix very very gently with the stick, and finally put some small length of rope in it and close the flask. tada you got a bomb. after that idk what to do maybe go along with the previous suggestion.