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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The toilet paper or his asscheeks?