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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don't ask)

You're not the boss of me. What happened?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole "is this slavery?" issue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago