this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

He'll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g'joob.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Heey I got that it's the beatles thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Then he'll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sooner or later, he'll be eggmaster.

All hail the Eggmaster