He'll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g'joob.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Heey I got that it's the beatles thing.
Bravo
Sooner or later, he'll be eggmaster.
All hail the Eggmaster
Then he'll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.
The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.
Ngl, I did some short order work here and there.
Cooking eggs is pretty fucking boss. You get in the zone, keep things moving, and you get a dopamine hit from nailing perfect eggs one after another. Flow state + satisfaction for such a low investment in learning curve is nice
Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.
Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.
This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.
When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.
Koo-Koo, Katchoo.
I always hear about how good they are with anti stick and what not. I have never seen it work. I doubt they are as good and as little effort.
So much oil !
Those eggs are nearly getting deep fried
To the tune of the Flipper theme:
They call him eggboy, eggboy!
Master of frying!
No one you see
Can cook them as he
And we know
Eggboy!
Lives by a greasy oven
Frying and lovin
Lovin his eggggggggs!
Anon be working at a Turkish hotel
I found Eggboy's father!
