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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I know it was a joke, but it's pretty lame once since all alcoholic drinks also have water in them.