badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Ah yeah, roachmilk. A year into working at the bug farm, a coworker told me about it, and we all thought he was bullshitting until we looked it up.
You need to kill the roach to extract the milk; it would be really hard to reconfigure the organ such that you could pump it out. More importantly, you get maybe a few microliters of milk per roach, after a process that is neither simple nor energy-economical. It's only ever going to be a wealth-flaunting food item.
Instead of wasting most of the roach, you might as well eat it. Or better yet, eat your beans instead.
ice cream beanis
Genetically engineered roaches with giant anime tits several times larger than the rest of their body.
Oh shit oh fuck this isn't a stable diffusion prompt box.
you say roach with giant anime tits?