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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Bleh, it sucks to find out about another school shooting this way. I'm glad they do this though.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Same thought. I see this headline and think, "Oh no..."

Young teenagers murdering people. So crazy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Same here. Had to look up the story. Ugh...

You'd think I'd be numb to it by now, but my heart breaks every time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

You can just assume that since it's a day ending in "y" there has been another mass shooting in America

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

But why would it happen at all?