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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey... Look! It's exactly the kind of thing I trust a for-profit tech company with!

Are you as excited as I am to follow the journey of how this leads to you and I paying individual daily subscriptions for basic access to sunlight (and the quality of that sunlight being filtered into multiple premium tiers - light basic, light & heat+, light & heat & UV ultimate++)?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Its light during night time. Not daytime...