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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hate this. Community bathrooms are gross. If you can smell it, there is a piece of it inside you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I literally have to poop at work; I can't make it home fast enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the ultimate goal is to protect your health, holding it in us clearly worse than smelling a little bit of shit. You're position is, quite literally, irrational.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I hate that I can work from home and be comfortable but because C-Suite invested in the local lunch spot I have to sit in an office and have teams meetings with people in the cube next to me. You wanna shit with friends, go ahead. I like my bidet and soft TP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like my bidet and soft tp too. Although the to in my office isn't bad, but it's certainly more the bidet that I miss. Definitely prefer to shit at home, as most people do.

But the implication of your first post was that it's somehow unhealthy because the shit is now "inside you." Which is what I was addressing, not the non stated claim that you simple prefer it for bidets and toilet paper.