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Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' (www.businessinsider.com)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that’s their only “good” product.

The rest is utter garbageware, designed for one purpose: to check boxes on RFPs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Java was nice for the time. Same with MySQL.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

MySQL was acquired by Sun Microsystems, which was also the original developer of Java. Oracle acquired Sun. So I'd say any niceness there is in spite of, not because of, Oracle.

Also... Java's still pretty nice :-)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I heard it runs on 3 billion devices lol