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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Friends don't let friends use JIRA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not your friend. By the way, if you don't use Jira you're fired." -Middle Managment

"I hate Jira too. you're fired"- Senior management.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though - JIRA isn't always a massive pain in the ass. It's just the way it's used that sucks. Workflow restrictions so devs can't move tickets from testing back to in progress, dozens of mandatory fields, etc.

When your tools start dictating your workflow rather than the other way around then it's time to switch tools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And the metrics, "we see many back and forth between the dev and test" -> devs stops doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I feel like Jira is not enabling me to use Jira either.