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[–] GreenSofaBed 53 points 2 months ago (15 children)

I use Teams and Jira, and I can't even imagine the amount of wasted time when I click anything in either of them and nothing happens for a good while, just waiting around.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Jira is a masterpiece compared to the dumpster fire that is Teams.

[–] filcuk 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I beg to differ.

I've not had a real issue with teams since the early 'new teams' release. Nor have I had issues prior.

Using Jira is actually something I dread every day.
Knowing I have to go through the list of tasks and projects, where each click means another few seconds of staring blankly at the screen as it loads.

In an age where I'm used to every interaction having a near instant reaction, using Jira feels like peeling potatoes with a butter knife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Maybe you just don't have a reasonable comparison. We just switched from Slack and Zoom to Teams and it has significantly impacted our ability to collaborate and communicate. It's constantly dropping calls, video quality is awful, annotation is awful, the layout is wasteful with tons of wasted space, audio is terrible, there's no closed captioning visible while screen sharing, there are too many problems to list. It's the type of product I'd expect from a high school programming class, not a trillion dollar company.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an outsider to a lot of such corporate things it sounds like they both suck a lot, just in different ways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I never had any issues with Zoom or Slack. They do what they're supposed to do. Jira is fine too, but I'm not a PM, so I don't have to deal with anything other than the Kanban board.

Edit: I guess it's relevant that I'm on a MacBook Pro, and not a Windows machine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

constantly dropping calls, video quality is awful […], audio is terrible,

I have none of these issues with Teams. Maybe your internet connection sucks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have gigabit internet. It doesn't suck for anything except Teams.

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